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| Subject: | Re: FLASH: Big Fat Job Offer: 20 Year Old Wanted :) |
| From: | Paul Kilgour |
| Date: | Wed, 2 Feb 2000 08:15:27 GMT |
That's brilliant. I always wanted to know how to do variables.
:) :)
Paul.
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>From: "Larry Eisenstein" <larry
apollo-ent [dot] com>>To: <flasher
chinwag [dot] com>>Subject: RE: FLASH: Big Fat Job Offer: 20 Year Old Wanted :)
>Date: Tue, Feb 1, 2000, 6:00 pm
>
> :)
> Comment: ---Bravissimo Frederico----
> Set Variable: "HolyGrail" = "$200,000 Job"
> Set Variable: "Age" = 20
> Set Property ("/Boy Wonder", Experience) = "Hardwired Adolescence"
> Set Property ("/Boy Wonder", Internet Wisdom) = "8 Year Degree"
> If (Age <= 20)
> Begin Tell Target ("/Boy Wonder/Pontification")
> Go to and Play ("Hubris")
> End Tell Target
> End If
> Duplicate Movie Clip ("Pontification", "Masturbation", 0)
> Trace ("Drugs?")
> Get URL ("Warez.com")
> Set Variable: "Residence" = Living With Parents
> If (True)
> Call ("Home")
> End If
> Comment: ---I invitate you to addit coding----
>
> Larry
>
> <Frederico wrote
>
> <JOB: Internet Media Lead
>
> Description: 50 year enterprise seeks 20 year old Internet wiz to lead
> all aspects of our Internet Enterprise and Commerce division.
>
> Requirements: Must have minimum eight years experience on the Internet
> (or AOL), knows how to reinstall Windows98, can troubleshoot modems.
>
> Formal training a minus; Real World experience a minus; college or
> technical degree a minus; must not have management or leadership skills;
> cannot have a track record as a project lead or have completed a large
> portfolio of relevent work. Ability to work past city curfew a minus.
> Ability to legally buy your coworkers a cocktail at happy hour is a
> definite minus. Driver's license optional, living with parents
> recommended.
>
> References accepted, but any displaying more than 24 months of continuity
> and substantial achievements are highly discouraged.
>
> Persons 21 years of age and older need not apply. Persons 35 years of age
> and older please report to the funeral home.
>
> Send email to: hire
whippersnapper [dot] com (Hotmail accounts only, no> resumes, please.)
>
> Frederico
>
> ~ The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.~
>
> --anon
>
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