UKNM: very funny

[wendy jones]

I just found this on the new Protein site and thought everyone might enjoy it:


[From: http://www.protein.co.uk/article.asp?id=1709&ch=radar]


In 1999 Dotcom fever seemed like just another market bubble, but it wasn't.

It was different in many ways, and so were those that did the fighting.

On the world-wide web the average age of a dotcom soldier was 26 ...

In Silicon Valley he was 19.


In inininininin the Valley he was 19.

In inininininin the Valley he was 19.

In inininininin the Valley he was 19.

Nininini Nineteen


[TV announcer's voice]

The shooting and fighting of the past two weeks continued today 25 miles

north of San Francisco.


[Vet's Voice]

I really wasn't sure what was going on .

Nininini Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19.


In the Valley the dotcom soldier typicaly served a twelve month tour of

duty, but was exposed to hostile fire almost everyday.


Ninininininininininin 19 nininininninin 19

Ninininininininininin 19 nininininninin 19


[TV announcer's voice]

In Palo Alto, a US military spokesman said today more than 700 hundred

individuals had their second round refused last week as they realised they

didn't have a profitable business plan.


Throughout all of the English speaking world, we lost a total of 20689

pointless sites.


[Singing Girls]

All those who remember the war,

They won't forget what they've seen.

Destruction of men in their prime,

Who's average age was 19.


Dedededededede-Destruction.

Dedededededede-Destruction.


According to a VC's Administration study,

Half of the VC dotcom veterans suffered from what Psychiatrists call .

Post-Start-Up-Stress-Disorder.

Many vets complain of alienation, rage or guilt,

Some succumb to suicidal thoughts.

Eight to Ten months after coming home almost eight-hundred-thousand men are

still fighting the Dotcom War.

None of them recieved a hero's welcome.

None of them.


[Vet's Voice]

I really wasn't sure what was going on ...



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