UKNM: My boobag is empty.

[Robb Masters]

         Reply to:   My boobag is empty.

> This site is designed for 56k modems and above. 

OK, I'll just go and buy a new modem...


> The site is also designed for 800x600 monitors


and monitor...


> and 16 bit colour


and graphics card...


> If you use a Mac, you may experience some problems


and computer. Just so I can BUY THINGS FROM YOU!!!!!


I don't think so.


All this for:

 * a ropey UI

 * a tedious download - on an underused leased line

 * some dodgy coding - for example spurious characters and text

   appearing over other text (nice trick!)

 * a smaller selection of sizes and higher prices (based in a

   very unscientific way on a pair of trainers I recently bought

   in a large, well known store on Oxford Street)

 * and NOT the vast range of styles I'd expected


I can almost hear Internet share prices falling...


I can see it now, if they ever entered the high street:

  "To enter our shop you must be wearing a pair of trainers,

   blue jeans and  a white t-shirt."


Surely most people have got a pair of trainers, blue jeans and a white t-shirt? So no problem then... ;-)


Regards,


Robb (

robb_mastersgyro [dot] co [dot] uk

)

==

Robb Masters, Head of New Media

Gyro New Media, http://www.gyro.co.uk

1/9 Harbour Yard, Chelsea Harbour, London SW10 0XD.

Tel: 0171 349 4541. Fax: 0171 351 3318. Mobile: 07880 788 833.


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