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Subject: Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs <OT>
From: Markus Gut
Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2000 15:19:22 GMT

> The Flash Brain has honored me by an evocation:
>
> >the best way to deal with such incitful morons
>
> I'm capable of recognizing morons, dear Branden. I detect them, most
> often, by the quality and nature of what they say. Talk to me, as it
> were, and I'll tell you who you are. But I've interrogated all my
> English and French dictionaries re "incitful". To no avail. So I'm
> awaiting a kind word from you to tell me what this insult really
> means.
>
> Let's be serious.

Go ahead.

> The thing that infuriates me (translated into
> mockery in my recent post, which was received as such by an
> alarmingly small group of readers) is that Macromedia puts out a
> product with lousy documentation, and that low-talented Brandens jump
> onto the bandwaggon with free tutorials.

I don't get the point. What's the connection between MM's poor documentation
and "low-talented" Branden?

> (I have never read those of
> Branden. Maybe this is a gap in my culture, which I don't specially
> intend to repair.) The snake-oil non-professional merchants then get
> into action.

What merchants?

> Branden can't write, as we all agree[...]

I don't agree.

> [...] but he's Yankee
> enough, for example, to know how to attach a registration symbol to
> the word Tupperware that plays a part in the wishy-washy prose of his
> brain article.

What has a registration symbol to do with writings?

> This irritates me.

Uh huh?

> His article is hogwash.

Whatever.

> But Branden
> takes himself seriously, even to the point of complaining publicly
> about offenders who might have stolen his "code".

He does? Ummm... but you don't take yourself seriously, right?

> Here's what I have to say, seriously,
> at a first level
> (with no attached sarcasm of any kind whatsoever):

I thought you already wanted to be serious before...

> - If audiences of this list are incapable of detecting irony,
> then maybe I should give up.

What you're writing is not irony, it's bullshit (IMHO).

> - In fact, deceived, I GIVE UP. I won't post anything more
> to this list. I intend to unsubscribe...

Finally! You just made my day.

> - Branden, if you think you're a genius and
> you don't want people to steal your fabulous creations (?),
> then simply shut your mouth. Don't publish anything...

William, as said before, shut the f*** up! Go, unsubscribe! Not a great loss
for the Flasher community at all.

Sorry to continue this stupid thread, but I just couldn't close my mouth.
Making "funny" jokes about other peoples typos, complaining about the work
provided by other people on the list for *free* and then this stupid
personal attacks... just *had* to reply.

Markus







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Replies
  RE: FLASH: No more demo FLAs, Eric Dunham
  Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs, Branden Hall
  Re: FLASH: No more demo FLAs, William Skyvington

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